Catchphrases
Used to describe a sudden projected change in academic performance. This aspiration is rarely ever seen through.
What is "Ima lock in this year"?
What does Epiphany want to study in college
What is mechanical engineering?
In March of 2025, Epiphany wrote a 2,000 word research paper the night before it was due while on FaceTime for this class
What is AP Seminar?
Epiphany is often seen wearing _____ year round, regardless of how hot Alabama gets in the summertime
The beef with ____ is a direct response to the extensive stress Epiphany was under for 18 consecutive weeks. This person is known for her infamous SME presentations and ridiculous word counts (15 words or more!)
Who is Mrs. Williams?
A phrase Epiphany may use in response to a compliment or praise
What is "I got that dawg in me"?
Although it is highly unrealistic, Epiphany would love to move to this city after graduating high school.
What is Boston, MA?
During winter break, Epiphany watched all 6 seasons of this show in two weeks.
What is Bojack Horseman?
Epiphany's No. 1 artist on Spotify, may also be seen in a poster on her bedroom wall
This beef began with ___ when Epiphany's Q3 grade went from a 100% to a 93% on the LAST DAY before spring break because she "didn't get enough pesos"
Who is Sra. Crouch?
Epiphany may say this after someone tells her something unbelievable. Almost like saying "No way!"
What is "say swear"?
Before deciding to pursue engineering, Epiphany was dead set on a career in...
What is acting?
During Epiphany's brief time spent in soccer, she used this trick to remember her position after each play.
Epiphany's favorite character in the acclaimed Peanuts franchise, notable for his lack of self confidence and anxious nature
Who is Charlie Brown?
Epiphany avoids going to H&M after the _____ gave her an attitude
Who is the manager?
Referencing a popular TV show, Epiphany will say this when she wishes there were multiple of herself or others
What is "I need the duplicator-inator"?
Epiphany's dream job would be to work for...
What is working for Apple?
After receiving a 25/50 on a sub assignment, Mrs. Williams wrote the word _____ on Epiphany's paper.
What is "doubtful"?
With this overpriced drink in hand, Epiphany is suddenly wearing a quarter zip and listening to Clairo
What is matcha?
Epiphany rolls her eyes when she walks into Starbucks and sees _____ behind the counter
Who is the barista with the curly hair?
In December of 2024, Epiphany and her father took a cruise that lasted through Christmas. When asked why, Epiphany explained...
What is "we're boycotting Christmas this year"?
What kind of engineer does Epiphany want to be when she grows up?
What is a product development engineer?
During the summer of 2024, Epiphany's sleep schedule was so ruined that she gained an obsession watching this show because it was shown on Disney Channel from 12am-4am every single night.
What is Phineas and Ferb?
Widely considered to be the greatest band of all time, Epiphany's intense obsession with them lasted for two weeks, then faded into somewhat normal appreciation
Who are The Beatles?
A core subject that has brought Epiphany to tears numerous times.
What is PreAP Chemistry?