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John was talking to his friend Pizza. John was talking about to order some pizza. What kind of pizza did John order?
What is Johns friend pizza?
This is what moms say right before absolutely losing it.
What is dont make me come in there!
This animal probably judges you while you eat snacks at night.
What is your dog?
The thing you burn even though you " only left it for a minute "
What is garlic bread?
Hello
What is Goodbye?
Bob had a friend named Bob he was talking to Bob. Bob was taking to other Bob. Who is the real Bob?
What is Bob had a friend named Bob?
The one place moms go to hide for 5 minutes of peace.
What is the bathroom?
The one thing you open 15 times hoping new food magically appears.
What is the fridge?
The food you order heathy but add fries anyway.
What is a salad?
Im hot
What is Im cold?
Lisa can't talk to tooth. She also can't talk to fairy. Why can't Lisa talk to tooth nd fairy?
What is they stole her teeth?
What moms call " relaxing " but actually means doing nothing while thinking about everything.
What is sitting on the couch staring into space?
The most dramatic thing to step on barefoot at 2AM.
What is a lego?
The thing you eat straight from the fridge at midnight.
What is leftovers?
Wet
What Is Dry?
The guy he used it. After that he used it again. Then finally he used it. What is his name?
What is He used it?
The most dangerous sentence a kid can say " Mom, I was just..."
What is "...seeing what would happen"?
The real reason people check their phone every 2 minutes.
What is Pure boredom / avoiding life?
The food that betrays you by exploding in the microwave.
What is anything with sauce ( or eggs )?
Stupid
What is Smart?
He went to the places all around the world. How did he do it.
What is the globe?
The one thing moms never get enough of (besides patience)
What is sleep?
The one thing you say you'll do " tomorrow " but never do.
What is start being productive / work out?
The lie you tell yourself at night: " ill just have one...".
What is snack / cookie / chip ( we all know its never one )
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What is hello?