Drug Lingo
portmanteaus
Dad Jokes
Biology 101
family blunders 2
100

Grass, reefer, Mary jane

Cannabis 

100

This word combines both breakfast and lunch 

Brunch

100

I used to be a baker but I couldn’t make enough ___

Dough

100

What process do plants use to make their own food?

Photosynthesis 

100

While driving 80mph on a Texas highway, this person refused to merge

Alex

200

Bulgar sugar, snow or blow

Cocaine

200

Smog combines these two words

Smoke and fog

200

Two sheep from Boston walk into a ___

Baaaa

200

What is the largest organ in the human body?

The skin

200

While walking down an icy path this person refused to keep their hands out of their pocket

Pops

300

Junk, Tar, Big H

Heroin

300

Podcast is a combination of these words

iPod and broadcast

300

Daily Double!

What do you call a sleeping bull

A Bulldozer

300

What is the main bone in the leg between the knee and hip?

The femur

300

This person can be found physically fighting demons in their sleep

dad
400

Peter Pan or Angle Dust

PCP

400

Cosplay is made up of these 2 words

Costume and play

400

I gave my handy man a list of things to do but he only did 1, 3, and 5. I guess he only does___

Odd jobs

400

What do you call an animal that only eats plants?

Herbivore

400

This fool didn’t know who Father Ocean was in the 8th grade 

Guita

500

China Girl, Chinatown or He-Man

Fentanyl

500

Biographical and picture make up this one

Biopic

500

My dog can’t perform an MRI but ___

CAT Scan

500

Humans have this many bones in their body

206

500

While dad was watching a bulls game this person squatted down and farted on his face

Xavier