Vampire Diaries
Pump up the Volume
Oh, Suga!
Medications to the rescue!
It doesn't add up
100
I will suck your AB+ blood because it agrees with me
What is AB+
100
"The pump isn't doing anything. I have pressed it 10 times in the last half-hour. You explain that it IS doing something — it's doing THIS?
What is the lockout interval?
100
I live by the following rules:
- Onset: 30–60 minutes
- Peak: 2–4 hours
- Duration: 5–8 hours
What is regular Insulin
100
Hydrocortisone is the gold standard when in a crisis
What is Addison's Crisis
100
Nursing school is tough. I need of a bolus of caffeine. It comes 200 mg/125 mL, and I need it over 10 min.
How many mL/Hr?
What is 800 mL/Hr
200
I will send my A- werewolf some of this blood to help him howl to the moon
What is A-, 0-
200
Be careful of these contraindications for epidural therapy (at least 3)
What is
Local infection at puncture site
Increased intracranial pressure
Hemodynamic instability Therapeutic anticoagulation and uncorrected coagulopathyThrombocytopenia
Inability to maintain position for epidural placement
Anatomic spinal abnormalities
200
You mean my cardiac medication can mask the symptoms of my hypoglycemia, yikes
What is metoprolol?
200
I have been drinking so much water I am going to float away- do something!
What is a loop diuretic?
200
An insulin drip at 12 units/Hr, yikes!
Conc. 100 units/250 mL
_______mL/Hr
what is 30 mL/Hr ?
300
I should suck your blood at a rate no greater than ______mL/Hr to start.
125 ml/Hr
300
It is not Munchausen by proxy, but still dangerous when this happens.
What is people push the button for the patient?
300
My diabetic plate looks weird, what percent of carbs should I eat?
What is 60%?
300
Hey man, the ammonia haze is quite the buzz, but I gotta snap out of it!
What is Lactulose?
300
I need 125 mcg of Levopthyroxine, and it only comes in 0.5 mg scored tablets.
OH Vey!
______tablets
What is 2 1/2 tablets?
400
Oh, your werewolf is having a blood reaction! What should you do? (at least 3 things)
What is stop the blood, get vital signs, infuse 0.9% saline, get a urine sample, package all of the remaining blood and tubing to send to the lab.
400
"Hey, like I would call you, but I can't wake up"
Help!
What is respiratory depression or need for naloxone"
400
I hate being in the hospital, my sugar is always high in here. Why is that (1 out of 2 most common reasons the glucose is high in the hospital)
What is physiologic stress or medication (glucocorticoids]?
400
I am on phosphodiesterase inhibitors, does that matter?
What is nitroglycerin?
400
250 mg clindamycin twice a day for my (22 kg child).
Does that sound right to you?
What is no?
500
Some vampire blood reactions are not so bad- the most common one being:
What is a febrile reaction
500
Complications of epidurals (at least 3)
Complications of epidurals (at least 3)
500
I need a mint, this sweet, musty breath is a real turn-off. Why do I have that?
What is hyperglycemia?
500
This drug can help me to avoid ending up in a grave.
What is methimazole?
500
Hey, how many tablespoons to give 750 mg (nearest TBS)?
3 tablespoons