Chief Complaints
Hate in your Heart
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The Star on the Map
200

In a recent study sixty-seven percent of Koalas in Victoria, Australia tested positive for this sexually transmitted infection.

What is Clamidia?

200

This rapper went scorched earth in a 2024 rap beef culminating with calling their opponent a pedophile on live television during their super bowl halftime performance. 

Who is Kendrick Lamar?

200

The island of Pompeii has become known for the casts of bodies made from the ashes of the victims from the 79 AD eruption of this volcano.

What is Mount Vesuvius?

200

"It means no worries for the rest of your days."

What is Hakuna Matata from the Lion King?

200

The Capitol of New Mexico.

What is Santa Fe?

400

This famous prohibition era mob leader died of syphillis after being arrested and imprisoned for tax evasion.

Who is Al Capone?

400

Rapper Fifty Cent reportedly chose to air his documentary about Sean "Diddy Combs" on this channel because it is one of the only channels inmates on Rikers Island have access to.

What is ABC?

400

This 2005 storm led to one of the greatest failures of government in modern American history after thousands of Louisianans were abandoned in flood conditions for months on end.

What is Hurricane Katrina?

400

"I've just met a girl named Maria and suddenly that name will never be the same to me."

Maria from West Side Story?

400

The Capitol of Kentucky.

What is Frankfort?

600

This disease which can be caused by ingesting an absurd amout of tumeric can have you resembling Spongebob Squarepants in color.

What is Jaundice?

600

Hate can be poison. This character found that out the hard way after being diagnosed with cancer from carrying his arch enemy's chief weakness in shirt pocket for decades.

Who is Lex Luthor?

600

The result of poor land management, a lack of crop rotation, and a historic drought across the western United States in the 1930s

What is the Dust Bowl?

600
"The studio consider's us a viable franchise."

What is We're Doing a Sequel from The Muppets: Most Wanted?

600

The Capitol of North Korea.

What is Pyongyang?

800

This condition results in the rapid destruction of cells and the essential disentagration of the body despite in tendency to bestow super powers to characters like the Hulk in fiction.

What is Accute Radiation Syndrome?

800

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands." was this famous chef's way of expressing his hate for the former United States Secretary of State.

Who is Anthony Bourdain?

800

The reconstruction of this Portuguese city following a 1755 earthquake and tsunami led to many of the modern coastal building practices still in use today.

What is Lisbon?

800

"Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet
Or prepare to bleed, good man."?

Your Obediant Servant from Hamiltion

800

The Capitol of Peru.

What is Lima?

1000

In 2004 a French man entered the hospital complaining of severe weakness in one of his legs, after testing doctors discovered a massive amount of fluid compressing his brain against his skull in the shape of a donut caused by this disease.

What is hydrocephalus?

1000

This infamous song was rapper Ice Cube's way of retaliating against the treatment he recieved from his former NWA group mates in the media.

What is No Vaseline?

1000

Considered by many historians to be the worst year in human history after a series of massive volcanic eruptions resulted in a blockage of the sun for much of Europe and Asia creating a mini ice age.

What is 536 AD?

1000

"They're singing, "Happy birthday", you just want to lay down and cry."

What is 30/90 from Tick Tick Boom?

1000

The Capital of Chad.

What is N'djamena?