Guess the food
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn.
Which side does the egg roll off?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What's usually white, comes in a tube, and gets squeezed out before use?
Toothpaste
What gets bigger the more you blow it?
A balloon. ( Just what were YOU thinking before answering "balloon"? )
What gets inserted into a slot, stays there for a while, then gets pulled out when finished?
A credit card ( what else would there be? )
What is a four-letter word that ends in "K" and means to have intercourse?
Talk ( Social intercourse is what I meant, so don't be a sus ;) )