MOST SAID ON PORCH
PORCH VILLAINS
100

Mandatory question asked within 3 seconds of sharing screen.


Can you see my screen?

100

Criminal with a smiley face and a knife 

Taco

200

When someone’s internet starts fighting for its life

You sound like a robot

200

Convinced everyone he carried the dreamscape team

Judean

300

Phrase that lets everyone know CJ has logged on and peace is over

Hey hey hey ladies and gents 

300

The event that ended Taco’s meowing career

Soundboard removal 😔 

400

Question asked almost every Friday

We having game night today?

400

Porch’s most predicative event

Someone falling asleep

500

Usually followed by another 2 hours of conversation

I’m going to bed

500

Turns porch into an unofficial radio station

Sasha