jokes and riddles
What does a cloud wear under his coat?
Thunderwear
How many bones are in the human body?
206
Who is on the one dollar bill?
George Washington
Who is Mickey's girlfriend?
Minnie
What is the mascot of our school
Fireball - a cardinal
What drops but never hits the ground?
The temperature
What is the most common broken bone in the human body?
Collar bone
What year was the Declaration of Independence signed?
1776
What is the movie about a family in Columbia with magical powers?
Encanto
Who is the principal of our school?
Mr. Eagan
Why do birds fly south every winter?
Its too far to walk
How fast can sneezes travel?
up to 100 miles an hour
What is the smallest state?
Rhode Island
What song does Simon, Pumba, and Simba sing together?
Hakuna Matata
What is the name of Glendaal's art teacher?
Mrs. Stanton
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
What organ pumps blood around your entire body?
the heart
What is the capital of the United States?
Washington D.C.
What are the names of the seven dwarves?
Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Doc, Dopey
How many tables are in the dining hall?
12
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts
How many lungs do you have?
2
Who was America named after?
Amerigo Vespucci
Cinderella lost a glass slipper, which foot did it fall off from?
left
What teacher has been at Glendaal the longest?
Mr. Olson