Founding Fathers Gone Wild
This Founding Father was rumored to have had over a dozen children… not all with his wife.
This 4th of July food eating contest involves cramming as many of these into your mouth as possible.
What are HOT DOGS?
So this president got a little too crazy at work with an intern and then got kicked out of office but then just...stayed anyway?
Who is BILL CLINTON?
WWAD?
Make dinner at home
OR
Order DoorDash and spend $50 on a $10 sandwich
DoorDash
This Founding Father went from “war hero” to traitor.
Who is BENEDICT ARNOLD?
This soda brand once had cocaine in it and is now the most recognized drink in the world.
What is COCA COLA?
So they were like ‘alcohol is illegal now’ and everyone immediately said ‘cool I’m gonna be a criminal then.’”
What was PROHIBITION?
WWAD?
Walk back upstairs for something you forgot
OR
Just live without it for 3 hours
Live without it, duh!
This Founding Father used to take daily “air baths” by sitting naked in front of an open window.
Who is BEN FRANKLIN?
This beaver is the mascot for the beloved Southern gas station chain.
Who is BUC-EE?
Basically America and Russia were in a staring contest in space with missiles and everyone was like… please don’t press the button.
What was the CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS?
WWAD?
Sit in traffic for 45 minutes
OR
Take a “shortcut” that adds 10 more minutes but feels smarter
Shortcut, I'd rather be moving!