Cheesy Poetry
Abbreviated Assertions
Starts with the letter "B"
L'havdil, If You Will.
Ryhmes with Jeffersonville. I mean Demotte
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Small, square, orange, and crunchy

A satisfying go-to if you’re feeling munchy

Its finger-staining color a hallmark of this brand

Unless you wear a glove on your hand

What is "Cheez It"?

100

Hashem brought 10 M on M

What is Hashem brought 10 Makkos on Mitzrayim?

100

This is thicker than water, proverbially speaking.

What is Blood?

100

Rav Yaakov Emden passed away in Hamburg, Germany in April 1776, 3 months before this famous document was signed across the Atlantic Ocean, in Philadelphia.

What is The Declaration of Independence?

100

This is another term for a small child

What is a Tot

200

You can churn milk into butter or make protein from its whey

Curdle it for cottage or froth it for a latte 

Or you can simply separate its solids with some added rennet 

To get this orange variety which resembles shredded carrot 

What is Cheddar Cheese?

200

a LY has 2 A, and P is in the second one.

What is A Leap Year has 2 Adars, and Purim is in the second one

200

Experienced cowboys have no use for a saddle and prefer to ride their horses like this

What is Bareback?

200

The Chasam Sofer passed away 26 years before this President was assassinated.

Who was Abraham Lincoln?

200

This is the way Abraham Lincoln met his demise

What is Shot?

300

Pizza, a favorite meal that covers three food groups

Even when not paired with salads, fish, or fruit soups

The dough is your carbohydrate and the sauce is your vegetable

And when you order this variety, your “extra” protein intake is incomparable

What is "Extra Cheese"?

300

In BK, there are 4 AN: S, B, M, and

What is In Bava Kamma, there are 4 Avos Nezikin: Shor, BOr, Maveh, and Hev'er

300

Besides for being a style of haircut, this is also the name of the astronaut who followed Neil Armstrong onto the moon.

What is Buzz?

300

Rav Akiva Eiger passed away in 1837, which was the birth year of this president, who shares his last name with a U.S. city, and who wasn't blue and furry as his first name might make you believe.

Who was Grover Cleveland?

300

This homophonous partner conjures up images of a shoelace or perhaps a wedding

What is a knot?

400

Designed to force your face into a smile

Even if you’ve been at it for a while

And the grumpiest people certainly understand 

That they have no choice when the photographer issues this command

What is "Say Cheese!"?

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a WC reads the M on 15 A, the day after an UWC

What is A Walled City reads the Megillah on the 15th of Adar, the day after an UnWalled City

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It has been suggested that the best way to get people to read a book is by doing this to it.

What is Ban

400

When an 84 year old Chofetz Chaim attended the first Knessiah Gedolah, in Vienna, in 1923, the President of the United States at the time was this man. 

Who was Calvin Coolidge?

400

Aside from being an autonomous online program that can interact with the user, this has also become a slang term for an insult

What is a Bot?

500

The head of a country is a President, the head of the bees is a Queen

A football team has a Coach, while a university has a Dean

The following term is usually reserved for a powerful Alpha

Who holds the position as the head gangster in the Mafia.

What is "The Big Cheese"?

500

There are 11 P in S S

What is There are 11 Parshiyos is Sefer Shemos?

500

This was the name of the 42nd US President, in addition to being an unwanted form of mail

What is Bill?

500

Rav Meir Simcha of Dvinsk lived from 1843-1926, during which time President William McKinley served how many terms?

What is 1?

500

An old-fashioned, somewhat biblical term for what Yishai did to Dovid

What is Begot?