Sheldon
What does Sheldon say Mrs. Malacrlroy has that is breaking school policy
He says “you have a bit of a mustache”
What good quality does missy have that Sheldon doesnt
she has very pretty hair
Why does Georgie quit football(not actually) on the first day of school
Because Sheldon started going to his school and kids are teasing him about it
What does Sheldon call his mom when he’s was a kid
his Christian shoulder
Since gorge drinks beer so much if he switched to WHICH DRINK they could live in a bigger house
hiiwian punch
What question does sheldon ask Mary in church?
when will i be expecting my testicles?
Why is missy mad that Sheldon gets to go to California?
Because they wouldn’t even get her a book from the school book fair
Who is Georgie’s first girlfriend
jana
What does Sheldon call his mom when she says she writes her recipes on flash cards(because he wants a computer)
cave person/cave mom
Why do Mary and gorge fight about money
becuse Mary has secret money
Who are Sheldon’s three best friends
Dr.linkletter, Dr. stergis, Tam
Why does missy move into gorgie’s room
Because they’re dad doesn’t want Georgie in the house
Why does Georgie wanna quit foot ball
to work(specifically in a garage and fix cars)
Why does Mary make missy play baseball after Mary said it was her choice
Because Brenda sparks called her weird and Sheldon and missy
What is missys and gorges second daughter date(bonus) why don’t they go to red lobster like they used to
they don’t go anywhere just a drive through to get burgers and fries
(bonus) because he friends come here on actual dates
Why does Sheldon wanna go to california?
to see Steven Hawcking
Who is missys first crush
Marcus
Where does Georgie meet Mandy
laundry mat
why does Mee-Maw buy a laundry map
(bonus) what does she put in it after she buys it besides the obvious
Because there’s a gambling room in the back of it
(bonus) a spin wheel
Before gorge dies what were they gonna do that day after school
a blue bonnet photo
What does Sheldon call Mandy since she’s pregnant with Georgie’s kid
Newblinga/Niblingo
Where’s is Gorges and missys first daddy daughter date(bounis) why does he take her
Red Lobster (bounis) because he wants to bond and hang outs
What do Georgie and gorge put in the back yard because they’re toilet tank is filled
(bonus) what animal keeps coming back
a porta poddie
a snake
What do Mary and gorge do instead of calling while she’s in germany
they write letters
Why does Gorge feel bad after he dint think anything major was going on but Sheldon’s stomach was hurting
sheldon got his guldbladder removed and gorge didn’t listen because Sheldon is always complaining about something