Ain't nobody got time for that
Fluid dosing for patient who presents with septic shock in the ED.
30 ml/kg
You should correct for this molecule when assessing degree of hyponatremia
Glucose
Low calcium, high phosphorus, adequate Vitamin D - who's missing?
PTH hormone
Name 4 common vasopressors used in the MICU
norepi, epi, vasopressin, phenylephrine
Who won the soccer World Cup 2026?
Spain
Blood pressure goal after tPA administration in ischemic stroke
180/105
Two causes of isotonic hyponatremia
Hyperlipidemia and hyperproteinemia
Fatigue, weakness, salt craving, hypotension
Cortisol deficiency
4 causes of acute, life-threatening chest pain
PE, tension PTX, STEMI/ACS, aortic dissection/rupture, Boerhaave syndrome
The two number phrase kids say for no reason
" six - seven"
Imaging of choice when tension pneumothorax is suspected in unstable patient
Fluid of choice if hyponatremic and having seizures (must give correct % concentration)
3% normal saline
Elevated prolactin, not on any meds, not pregnant, and brain MRI negative. Why the elevated prolactin?
Hypothyroidism
Name 4 of the 5 proteins missing in patient with recurrent Neisseria infections
C5, C6, C7, C8, C9
Billboard Hot 100 top song as of 7/27
Choosin’ Texas – Ella Langley
Major GI bleeding and dabigatran overdose suspected - reversal agent:
Idarucizumab
This common electrolyte helps decrease blood pressure
Potassium
Sepsis patient in the ED: has gotten fluids, antibiotics, blood cultures, CBC, BMP, LFTs, troponin. What's missing?
lactate
Cutoffs in FEV1 for the 4 GOLD stages of COPD
>80%; 50-80; 30-50; <30%
What did Kourtney tell Kim when she was crashing out over losing her diamond earrings in the ocean?
"Kim, there's people who are dying!"
Goal door-to-needle time for fibrinolytic in STEMI (goal time, not max allowed time)
30 minutes
High or low for the following in SIADH: Plasma osm, urine osm, and urine sodium
Low plasma osm, high urine osm, high urine sodium
Low platelets, fever, anemia. Missing enzyme?
ADAMST13
4 plus this number is the minimum mean pulmonary artery pressure required to diagnose pulmonary hypertension
16
Who were the 2026 Love Island winners?
Trinity and Bryce