Dad Jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
an impasta
This mammal can rotate its ears nearly 180 degrees to locate sounds.
rabbit
This fruit floats in water because about 25% of its volume is air.
an apple
This is the only planet in our solar system not named after a Roman god.
Earth
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
This bird group is known collectively as a "flamboyance."
flamingos
This sweet substance never spoils and has been found edible in ancient tombs.
honey
This U.S. state is the only one that grows coffee commercially.
Hawaii
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
This flightless bird often gives a pebble as a gift to attract a mate.
a penguin
This spice is harvested from the stigma of a flower and is one of the most expensive spices in the world.
saffron
This famous monument can grow about 6 inches taller in the summer heat.
Eiffel Tower
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
This animal can hold its breath underwater for up to 40 minutes by slowing its heart rate.
sloth
This cheese is famous for having holes created by gas released by bacteria.
Swiss cheese
This beverage is the second most consumed drink in the world after water.
tea
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
This animal's fingerprints are so similar to humans that they can be difficult to tell apart.
koala
This food was the first to be grown in space.
a potato
This common item was invented by a Swiss engineer after burrs stuck to his dog's fur.
Velcro