history
who mummified people as part of their religion?
Egyptians
what is kaidances favorite character from dandis world?
cosmo
what mammal had a bill and can lay eggs?
Platypus
who liberated slaves during the 18th century?
Abe Lincoln
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
700lbs of wood
what year WW2 end
1945
when is dads birthday?
June 13th (I think)
what do you call a flock of crows?
a murder
who said "to be or not to be"?
William Shakespeare
when did the first episode of Sponge-Bob air?
may first 1999
who was the first president of the USA
George Washington
what were doing when dad backed into a tree cracking the read window?
on our way to a zoo in Germany
what animal can run up to 70 mph?
a cheetah
who do a lot of ppl consider the "goat"
Lebron James
if there are 508 bricks on a plane how many are left? 507. so how do you fit a elephant in a fridge? open the fridge put the elephant in and close the fridge so how do you put giraffe in the fridge? you open the fridge take the elephant out and put the giraffe in then close it. lion king is having a party all the animals are there but who? the giraffe cause he's in the fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of alligators how? the alligators are at the party but Sally still dies how?
the brick
what was the cause of the revolutionary war
by raising taxes on just about everything
what year was Andrew born?
Sydney funnel spider
Brazilian wandering spider
brown recluse
black widow
sand spider
who was the greatest conqueror of all time
Genghis Khan
A rooster sits on the peak of a barn roof facing north. Which way does the newly laid egg roll?
roosters don't lay eggs.
in what year did the Roman empire fall?
476 bc
what did I do in Germany that won be $10?
eating two key lime pies
how many species of bat are there?
more than 1.5k
who was the 21st president of the USA
Chester A. Arthur
I give you two U.S. coins that total 15 cents. One of those coins is not a nickel. What coins are they?
A dime and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)