Shehab 2026 Labor Day Big Bear Extravaganza La La Palooza

(C)ountries

100

4 letters; ~496k sq miles; Africa

Chad

200

5 letters; ~292k sq miles; South America

Chile

300

9 letters; ~20k sq miles; North America

Costa Rica

400

8 letters; ~68k sq miles; Asia

Cambodia

500

6 letters; ~42k sq miles; Europe

Cyprus

Yo... Something's Missing

100

Jacks, Marbles, This

Yo-Yo

(classic children's toys)

200

Pilates, Tai Chi, This

Yoga

(low impact mind-body fitness)

300

Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster, This

Yoda

(voiced and puppeteered by Frank Oz)

400

Boston, Little Rock, This

Yorba Linda

(Locations of Presidential Libraries)

500

Moet, Chevrolet, This

Yoplait

(brand names with a silent T at the end)

Retirement

100

Named after a section of the U.S Internal Revenue Code, these are for-profit employer-sponsored retirement savings plans.

401(k)

200

At over $5 billion in assets, the individual with the highest known one of these is Peter Thiel, and because after-tax dollars were used to fund it, he will eventually be able to make withdrawls completely tax-free.

Roth IRA

300

Referred to as a Defined Benefit plan because they promise to pay beneficiaries a specific, guaranteed monthly income for the rest of their life once they retire.

Pensions

400

Typically linked with High Deductible Health Plans, these types of accounts are triple-tax advantaged and can be a lucrative savings option for low utilizers of health care.

HSA

500

Had a baby born in 2025-2028? Fill out form 4547 to open up one of these controversial accounts for your children and get $1,000 free from the U.S Treasury.

Trump Accounts (let's just call it a 530A from now on)

Bear

100

A polite marmalade-loving bear that wears wellingtons.

Paddington

200

The iconic wildlife prevention symbol inspired by a real rescued black bear cub.

Smokey Bear

300

This bear lives in Jellystone Park and was named after a legendary New York Yankees catcher.

Yogi Bear

400

This fictional sloth bears serves as a mentor, teacher, and friend to a human boy in a book written by Rudyard Kipling.

Baloo

500

This bear originally illustrated by E.H Shepard entered the public domain in 2022.

Winne-the-Pooh

Slang Portmanteaus

100

You're acting this because you're not you when you're famished. In fact, you're kind of a jerk.

Hangry

200

Calm down, you're acting uptight and you really need to do this.

Chillax

300

This platonic (debateable) relationship between Gilgamesh and Endiku is widely considered one of the oldest recorded in human history.

Bromance

400

Someone that looks like you, but uglier and/or less stylish.

Choppleganger

500

When used, I assume that the person really means what they're saying, but they just want to keep their delivery chill.

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