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Badly Described Disney shows/ characters
100

Who is the iconic, big-eared mascot is the official face and symbol of the entire Walt Disney Company?

answer: Mickey Mouse

100
what's the best part of liveing in switzerland?

Answer: the flag is a bug plus!

100

"Some people are worth melting for."

Olaf (Frozen)

100

I follow you around all day long, copying your every move, yet you can never physically touch me or catch me. What am I?

A shadow.

100

An emotionally unstable ice sculpture enthusiast runs away from her problems to build a massive glass house in the middle of nowhere.

 Elsa (frozen)

300

 The name of Aladdin’s loyal, theft-prone pet monkey who is later temporarily transformed into an elephant by the Genie?

Answer: Abu

300

why should you never trust an atom 

because they make up everything

300

"All it takes is faith and trust, and a little bit of pixie dust."

Peter Pan (Peter Pan)

300

I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. I glow brightly to save you from the dark. What am I?

A candle.

300

A heavily identity-confused toy astronaut undergoes a severe existential crisis after discovering he cannot actually fly and is made of plastic.

Buzz Lightyear

500

In Tangled, Rapunzel's primary, blunt weapon of choice against intruders is this everyday kitchen item?

Answer: frying pan

500

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory!

500

"I’m where I'm meant to be."  

Rapunzel (Tangled)

500

What can you hold in your left hand, but it is physically impossible to ever hold in your right hand?

Your right elbow.

500

An absolute menace of a house pet monkey spends his entire day enabling his owner's severe street-theft habit.

Abu (Aladdin) 

800

In The Emperor's New Groove, Yzma's muscular but dim-witted henchman Kronk is surprisingly skilled at communicating with this specific woodland animal?

Answer: is a squirrel

800

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

800

"If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead."

Chef Gusteau (Ratatouille)

800

I have teeth but cannot bite, and I help you look neat before you go outside. What am I?

A comb.

800

A neglected street child uses a home decoration containing a cosmic prisoner to lie to a girl and steal a government position.

Aladdin

1000

In Aladdin, when Jafar uses his first wish to become Sultan, the physical crown that materializes on his head is styled to look exactly like the head of this specific creature?

Answer: is a cobra

1000

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize!

1000

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."

 The Emperor (Mulan)

1000

I can fly without wings, cry without eyes, and whenever I go, the darkness follows me. What am I?

A cloud.

1000

In Hercules, the fast-talking underworld ruler Hades relies on these two incompetent, shape-shifting demon henchmen to do his dirty work.

Pain and Panic