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Tiny crimes
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Potent Potables
NO, I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR
100

In 1989, this company launched a product designed to compete with Nintendo and Sega

Phillips cdi

100

In several U.S. jurisdictions, taking this item from a hotel room can technically cross the line into theft

Towels

100

Orecchiette • Farfalle • Finestre

Finestre

100

It makes a Black Russian “white”

cream

100

“No, it’s not a metallic sensory organ but a phrase meaning I’m insensitive to music & can’t carry a tune

tone deaf

200

This American automobile company spent hundreds of millions developing a luxury car with a futuristic stainless-steel body, gull-wing doors

DeLorean

200

This fictional burglar could fit through a keyhole and was famous for stealing shiny objects from human homes.

 leprechaun

200

Fusilli • Penne • Pomodoro

Pomodoro

200

A sprinkle of salt & slice of lime traditionally accompany it

tequila

200

a famous expression from Monty Python and the Holy Grail about the Knights who say “Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing.”

shrubbery

300

In 2000, this Japanese electronics giant purchased a 70% stake in Columbia Pictures for billions, only to sell most of its stake a few years later after enormous losses.

Sony

300

According to folklore, these tiny criminals are notorious for entering homes while people sleep and either stealing valuables or causing household mischief. Their name comes from their small stature.

Elves

300

Cavatappi • Campanile • Campanelle

Campanile

300

It's the main alcoholic ingredient in a piña colada

Rum

300

No, my scapula doesn’t have osteomalacia—I’m talking about a road sign meaning the highway’s edge is not firm.

soft shoulder

400

In 1985, this company didn't merely change its soda's recipe—it temporarily abandoned the product that gave the company its name and introduced a replacement

New coke

400

In this 1986 film, a normal-sized inventor accidentally creates creatures that reproduce rapidly and eventually turn a quiet town into a miniature-scale nightmare

Gremlins

400

Mandolino • Radiatori • Mafalde

Mandolino

400

To make a Long Island iced tea, combine vodka, tequila & other booze with sour mix & this soft drink

Coke

400

I don’t personally have a gnarled extremity—this feature is on my old-fashioned bathtub

clawfoot

500

In 1977, this American automaker introduced a vehicle whose fuel tank could rupture in rear-end collisions

Ford pinto

500

This tiny fictional animal thief became famous for stealing food from humans and was eventually portrayed as a criminal mastermind despite being less than a foot tall.

Stuart little 

500

Strozzapreti • Trofie • Tempesta

Tempesta

500

A classic martini gets an olive, but a Gibson martini has a pearl one of these instead

onion

500

No, I don't have a painful condition affecting my wallet; I'm referring to the amount you pay before your insurance starts covering medical expenses.

deductible