Meeting Phrases
What do you say when you don't want to discuss something in front of 65 people?
"Let's take that offline."
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In June, Fifth Third employees generated more than 1 million of these, proving robots aren't replacing us yet... they're just helping us write emails faster.
What are AI prompts?
What Halloween candy proves that peanut butter and chocolate have the strongest merger agreement in America?
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
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Candy Corn
What is the question asked immediately before realizing you've been sharing your email inbox for the last two minutes?
"Can everyone see my screen?"
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Scream
This Fifth Third teammate won "Best Chatbot" in 2026 but somehow still never joins team happy hours.
Who is Jeanie®?
What Halloween candy creates the most workplace debate despite appearing in every office candy bowl?
Candy Corn
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Haunted House
What phrase has been spoken more often than 'hello' since 2020?
"You're on mute."
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Silence of the Lambs
Euromoney named Fifth Third this in 2026, giving us all at least one good answer to "How's work going?"
What is United States' Best Bank?
What candy bar is essentially a full lunch disguised as a snack?
Snickers
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Spooky
What is another way of saying, 'I hope this problem solves itself'?
"Let's circle back."
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The House on the Haunted Hill
Babies born on Fifth Third Day received this amount toward a college savings plan, making them better investors than most adults.
What is $1,053?
What candy encourages the same action employees hope for between back-to-back meetings?
Kit Kat
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What is the greatest lie ever told at the end of a meeting?
"I think we got five minutes back."
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Building Stronger Communities provided this community a $20 million commitment to strengthen neighborhoods, proving Fifth Third builds more than spreadsheets.
Detroit's G7 (Gratiot-Seven Mile) and Denby-Whittier neighborhoods
What candy is most likely to survive a trip through a laptop bag, desk drawer, and conference room without breaking apart?
M&M's
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Candy Apple