Bird Facts!
This NBA legend played his entire career with the Boston Celtics, racking up three championships, three MVPs, and 12 All-Star appearances.
Larry Bird
This zionist, transphobic woman founded conservative media company The Free Press in 2021 before her controversial hiring as the Editor-In-Chief of CBS News in 2025. (She also dated Kate McKinnon in college???)
Bari Weiss
Kamala Harris
KHive
The Girl Scouts sell a vanilla cookie covered in caramel, chocolate, and toasted coconut. In some places they call them Caramel DeLites, but I've only ever heard them called this.
Samoas
Dolfinsta
This Berkeley-based alt rock band, fronted by Adam Duritz, was best known for their song "Mr Jones," and a popular cover of "Big Yellow Taxi"
Counting Crows
Several women have been hailed as the "Queen of Pop," including obvious candidates like Madonna, Janet Jackson, and Lady Gaga. But (per Wikipedia), there is only one "Queen of Pop Punk."
Avril Lavigne
Twilight
Twihards
The fortune cookie, of course, originated in this country.
Japan
If the greatest women's tennis player of all time (or her nearly-as-superlative sister) spent her retirement selling overpriced kitchenware at the mall, she could call it this...
Serena Williams-Sonoma
In golf, finishing a hole two under par is called an eagle. Finish three under par and you've got this (even bigger) bird.
Albatross
This woman famously impersonated many other women during her 10-year run on SNL (2012-2022), but she also portrayed men such as Justin Bieber, Anthony Fauci, Rudy Giuliani, and Lindsey Graham.
Kate McKinnon
Arsenal F.C.
Gooners
If you want your cookie taller and more cake-like, you might add monocalcium phosphate, sodium bicarbonate, and cornstarch...or you could save a step and just add this.
Baking Powder
He put Spain through 40 years of fascist dictatorship, sure, but then he also made channel ORANGE, so who can say if he's good or bad?
Considered one of the greatest jazz pianists, this 29-time Grammy winner composed several standards including "Spain", "500 Miles High", "La Fiesta", "Armando's Rhumba", and "Windows."
Chick Corea
This woman, Head Coach of the Golden State Valkyries, was named 2025 WNBA Coach of the Year after leading the team to a playoff berth in its first season.
Natalie Nakase
Rihanna
Rihanna Navy
Pepperidge Farm evokes this seaside Marin County town with their milk chocolate chip macadamia nut cookie.
Sausalito
You remember Radiohead's 1997 mega-breakout album, right? The one about Brock's hometown from the original Pokémon games?
OK Compewter City
Created by Armando Ianucci and played by Steve Coogan, this tactless, fictional radio and TV host has appeared in a wide range of BBC programs since the '90s.
Alan Partridge
14 women currently serve as governors across the US, the most of any period in history. Surely it couldn't be too hard to name three.
Kay Ivey (AL), Kim Reynolds (IA), Gretchen Whitmer (MI), Michelle Lujan Grisham (NM), Janet Mills (ME), Laura Kelly (KS), Kathy Hochul (NY), Katie Hobbs (AZ), Maura Healey (MA), Tina Kotek (OR), Sarah Huckabee Sanders (AR), Kelly Ayotte (NH), Abigail Spangenberger (VA), Mikie Sherrill (NJ)
Tom Hiddleston
Hiddlestoners
The now-beloved Oreo was not the original chocolate sandwich cookie! It was a rip-off of this other cookie, which it eventually surpassed in popularity.
Hydrox
The legendary horror writer who invented Cthulu joins forces with the West German "krautrock" band who are said to have pioneered electronic music/electropop (sorry about this one)
H.P. LoveKraftwerk