What's In Your Ruck?
While everyone else is suffering, medical cadets are sleeping better thanks to this luxury item.
What is an Inflatable Pillow?
"This reminds me of a story..."
Who is "CPT Joswick"?
Used to checking understanding and make sure no one is falling asleep during a brief...
What is "Tracking" or "Roger"?
The dog, the cat, the fish was home...
What it is "I left my home (to join the Army)?"
What cadets say they are doing when they are clearly lost during land nav
What is "terrain association?"
You packed this to be high-speed, but rarely use it.
What is E-tool?
"Gotta lay off the cheeseburgers man"
Who is "MSG Conn"?
This phrase is often used right before a cadet is about to get corrected… heavily.
What is "It would behoove you"?
I hear the choppers coming, They're hovering overhead...
"What is Airborne Ranger?"
This is the Army’s official time management strategy.
What is "Hurry Up & Wait?"
Included in the packing list that combat arms cadets never pack
What is extra OCPs?
"Alright I don't have much to say this time...(29 min later)... & remember, you are a professional planner."
Who is "MAJ Nemo"?
Often addressed when telling someone to mind their own business & be quiet
Watch your Lane & lock it up!
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time...
What is "They Say that in The Army?"
What cadets say when they don’t want to admit they forgot.
What is "it wasn't pushed out?"
This item is found in a cadet's beauty bag that she can’t live without in the field.
What is "Lip gloss?"
“Oh wait I forgot, we need to speak more professionally”
Who is "CPT Monte"?
This phrase is said right before something becomes significantly harder.
"Too Easy"
She wore it for her soldier who was far, far away
What is "Yellow Ribbon?"
This OPORD paragraph sounds important, but most cadets just nod through it.
What is "sustainment"?
This National Guard cadet turned an FTX into a tailgate by bringing this appliance and 20 of a Texas favorite.
What is a "microwave" and "20 Dr. Peppers?"
"Friends...can you explain to me why..." (wrap it up, you know you're cooked)
Who is "LTC Nance"?
This phrase is said after chaos, corrections, or confusion… as if everything is suddenly fine again.
What is "As you were?"
Now the fat one's on the run, 'Cause the little one, 'cause the little one, 'cause the little one's got a gun...
What is "Yogi Bear?"
What cadets rely on when the plan falls apart, the map makes no sense, and no one knows what’s going on.
What is commander’s intent?