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"Florida Man Steals" this "ultimate driving machine" "After He's Told He Can't Buy It With Food Stamps"
As you might expect, it's the fruity element in Key West chicken
What is key lime?
In a phrase meaning intimately, it precedes "and personal"
What is up close?
It's whom you're "beside" if you're super-excited
Who is yourself?
This international radio distress signal used by ships & aircraft comes from the French for "help me"
What is mayday?
Fla. man "Ordered to Stay Away From Animals After Throwing Live" this state reptile "Through Wendy's Drive-Thru Window"
For beer can chicken, Bobby Flay likes to use this 5-letter type of strong, dark beer
What is stout?
It comes before "Girl" in a Billy Joel title & "Funk!" in a Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars title
What is uptown?
It's what you're "under" if you're feeling ill
What is the weather?
From the Greek for "true study", it's the study of the origin & development of words
What is etymology?
On this wrestler & his lawsuit against Gawker--"Florida Man Shows up to Court in 'Formal Bandana'"
Who is Hulk Hogan?
You deserve a ribbon if you know it's the stuffed chicken dish seen here
What is chicken cordon bleu?
In boxing, it's the powerful punch seen here
What is an uppercut?
Perhaps the Walden ones, they're what you're "out of" & relieved about it
What is the woods?
Mozart's "Haffner", for example
What is a symphony?
"Florida Man Tells Police He's So Drunk He'll Blow Up" this measuring device
What is a breathalyzer?
The name of this spicy Chinese chicken & peanut dish is believed to derive from a Sichuan official
What is Kung Pao Chicken?
This 7-letter word can describe a neighborhood full of luxury homes, or an elegant or trendy boutique
What is upscale?
If you're "in the altogether", you're in this condition
What is naked?
Ingrained prejudice against women
What is misogyny?
"Florida Man Slashes 88-Year-Old Woman's Tires With Ice Pick For Sitting in His... Seat" during this 5-letter game
What is bingo?
A New York Times recipe for this dish calls for 6 small boneless breasts that get wrapped around 12 tablespoons of butter
What is Chicken Kiev?
In a green world it means to create something from used goods that's often better than the original
What is upcycle?
If you're happy, you're this 3-word phrase from "Hey Diddle Diddle"
What is over the moon?
A peculiar habit or mannerism
What is idiosyncrasy?