you know Pete?
What is the main instrument Peter plays?
The drums
What belongs to you but is used by everyone you meet?
Your name
What does “Lit” mean?
Fire/ fun
Kid:Mom why not?
Mom: BISS
“Because I said so”
What is the capital of California?
Sacramento
Does Peter prefer coffee or tea?
Coffee
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship
What does ”cap” mean?
You lyin
POV:black people when you about to get in the store with ur kids
WWGITSDTN
“When we get in this store don’t touch nothing!”
Which ocean is the biggest?
The Pacific Ocean
What is Peters middle name?
Martin
What gets shorter as it grows older?
A candle
you did good
When you are acting up in public,
Mom says:WTWGH
“Wait till we get home!”
What is Peter allergic to?
Nothing
What sport did he play in high school?
Football
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
1…2…123
Release em!
When you get into it with your mom and she gets really upset
Mom:IBYITWAICTYO
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out”
How many bones is a baby typically born with?
270
what is Peters favorite color
red
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What am I?
Nothing
what does “sigma” mean?
Cool/good
Black people when you want them to leave
Them: DNLTDHYWTGLSY
Do not let the door hit you where the good lord split you
If bob does 1.5 hours of homework how many hours of homework does he do in 8 hours?
6 hours