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What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
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Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
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Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
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What's the Grinch's least favorite band?
The Who!
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They have always drop their needles.
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What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown
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How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
It was on the house!
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent night
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Why wouldn't Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?
It cost a pretty penne!
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Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
Spruce Springsteen.
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What did the ocean say when Santa flew over?
Nothing. It just waved.
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How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up!
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What's worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?
A snowman with a fever!
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Did you hear about what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
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What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball
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How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?
They use Santa-tizer.
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What’s an elf’s favorite music genre?
Wrap music.
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Why is the Grinch such an excellent gardener?
He has a green thumb!
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What’s the best Christmas present to receive?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceberg-ers.
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What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?
Its shadow
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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How is a Christmas tree like a nice dog?
It’s all bark and no bite.
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