Dad Jokes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's popcorn?
It is impossible to touch your tongue to your ________.
Elbow
True or False: You have less bones now than when you were a kid.
True
The "5 second rule" protects against contamination for any occasion.
This is a myth.
What does the term "Fire" mean?
Means something is excellent, impressive, or of high quality.
How do mathematicians able to fit 100 people in a room designed to fit only 99?
They carry the 1.
You produce enough of this to fill a bathtub every month.
Urine.
What is the largest muscle on your body?
The gluteus maximus (buttocks)
Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for 7 years.
This is a myth
What does the term "Doom Scrolling" mean?
When you are spending an excessive amount of time on your phone scrolling through videos/ postings.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out there man!
What do humans have that all the other animals do not?
The chin
You pass enough gas everyday to fill a:
a. balloon
b. pillow case
c. plastic shopping bag
Balloon
Exercise makes you smarter.
This is true.
What does the term "Skibidi" mean?
This means something is bad or dirty.
Why do doctors carry a red pen?
In case someone needed to draw blood.
Beside the finger or eyeball, what part of the body can be a unique biometric identifier to a person?
The tongue.
What is the largest organ in your body?
Skin
Your heart slows down when you sneeze.
True
What does the term "Ohio" mean?
Why did the pony in a bar whisper while ordering a beer?
He was a little hoarse.
This muscle does not attach to a bone.
The diaphragm.
People cannot breath and __________ at the same time.
Swallow
You can catch a sexually transmitted disease using the public bathroom.
Not impossible, but highly unlikely.
What is the term "Mog" mean?
Someone who is significantly more attractive than others.