What has legs but cannot walk?
chair, table, statue
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
a cupcake
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
You cut me, slice me, dice me and all the while YOU cry?
an onion
What has a face and 2 hands but no arms or legs?
What has many keys but cannot open any doors?
a piano
What fruit can you never cheer up?
a blueberry
What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? (you see them in Florida and California)
a palm tree
What has a mouth but cannot chew?
a river
What has a head but no eyes or a mouth?
lettuce
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
I am made of metal surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
a pencil
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom