Riddle 1
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the toaster break up with the bread?
It just couldn’t handle the heat anymore.
Why was the computer cold?
Because the computer opened the Windows.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
They’re afraid of the net.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, it still won’t come when you call it.
What’s faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because they are too transparent.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks… but zero sense of rhythm!
Why did the cow learn karate?
To chop up its beef with style!
Why did a computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the cow become an astronaut?
To see the moooon and demand cheese royalties.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
He was feeling crumby.