Women
"The lights are too bright for that one" (In reference to elementary school girls)
Ricky George
'Lebron'
Ben Yin
"3 West Orgy in the 312"
Drew Hawk
"I would shoot some kids"
Caedmon Foster
"Is it ridiculous to lick the hair off of _______'s razor"
'Caedmon'
Ricky George
"She ain't drunk if she can get up and walk"
Stephan Rendo
"They're the same thing" (In reference to what two races?
'Asian and Indonesian'
Ricky George
"I’m a sodomize you with my hand kinda guy. I’m a fister"
Ricky George
"What you know about dih picks at 3am at Denny's"
Evan Mann
"_____ problems? I've got a spare in my pants"
'Pipe'
Jadon Tapper
"Assault is another word for 'Dang you rizzed me up'"
Collin Kreitzer
"Maybe I’d be good at math if I started eating cats and dogs"
Nathan
"My door is unlocked tonight. So are my legs"
Caedmon Foster
"Shoutout all the ____ pedophiles"
'gay'
Evan Mann
"All the cool kids shove _____ up their butts"
'cords'
Ricky George
"Hoes over ____"
'God'
Todd Peterson
"I'd rather pick cotton than be white"
Steven Rendo
"Being rapey with men is better than being rapey with women"
Someone protected for legal reasons (Maybe Ben)
"Age is a matter of the mind, if you don’t mind it don’t matter"
Ben Yin
"If she ain't class of ____ she can't get with me"
'2040'
Jadon Tapper
"Drinking a beer without a wife to beat is like eating a sandwich without the bread"
Collin Kreitzer
"I'm cracking all the crackers"
Ben Yin
"I'm preparing my ________ for 6 inches"
'throat'
Evan Mann
"It’s still pedophilia but I like it better this way."
Jadon Tapper
"I love _____ in my balls"
'microplastics'
Ben Yin