Easy
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a barn, which way does it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What is the one thing you didn’t know you needed until you saw it on TikTok?
What is
A “spaghetti fork” that never tangles your noodles?
Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you take pictures with a camera, not a wooden leg!
If Jaxdon smashes his thumb at football practice, how many people hear about it by lunchtime?
The entire table—plus his mom via text!
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once! After that, you're subtracting from 90!
What is the ultimate gadget for keeping your snack area clean?
What is a portable mini vacuum for crumbs on your couch?
How much dirt is in a hole that is 5 feet wide, 5 feet long, and 5 feet deep?
None—it’s a hole!
If Jaxdon had a dollar for every time he asked for someone's food, how rich would he be?
A Ka-Jillionair
If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
Still 10
If you have 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
You have 3—because you took them!
What is the invention you didn’t realize you needed until you tried singing in the shower with both hands full?
What is a phone holder for your shower?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse’s name is Friday!
If Patsy had a dollar for every time she made a sarcastic comment, how long would it take for her to buy a mansion?
Trick question—she already owns all the real estate in sarcasm!)
What’s heavier: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They both weigh a pound!
What’s the capital of Kentucky—Louisville or Lexington?
Neither, it’s Frankfort!
What is the must-have appliance to avoid sharing your snacks with the family?
What is a mini fridge just for snacks in your room?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a "G" and it's gone!
If Zayden says “trust me” before explaining something, what are the chances it’s actually a good idea?
Let’s just say… proceed with caution!
If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
The word “incorrectly”!
What is the essential item that turns your shower into a concert?
What is a Bluetooth shower speaker?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A Clock!
If Tegan says “I’m not gonna do anything stupid,” how long does it take before something stupid happens?
Someone already did something stupid as he was saying it.