WHAT NOT TO SAY
YOUR MANAGER ASK, 'WHY WHERE YOU LATE"?
WHAT IS "I DIDNT FEEL LIKE GETTING UP"?
A TODDLER ASKS, WHY CAN'T I HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST?
WHAT IS "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS"?
THIS IS THE SOUND EVERY TEACHER AND CAFETERIA WORKER RECONIZES IMMEDIATLEY.
WHAT IS THE SCHOOL BELL?
THIS ITEM SEEMS TO DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE SERVING LINE.
WHAT IS FRIES?
THIS ANIMAL CAN SLEEP WHILE STANDING UP.
WHAT IS A HORSE?
SOMEONE ASK IF YOU FININSHED THE TASK AND YOU HAVEN'T
WHAT IS "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO IT"?
A CHILD ASKS, "IF THE SUN IS SO HOT WHY DOESN'T IT ________?"
WHAT IS "BURN UP"?
THE UNIVERSIAL SCHOOL-DAY QUESTION: "HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL?"
WHAT IS LUNCH?
THE ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMLY BUSY
WHAT IS SOEMONE ASKING, "CAN I HELP?" AFTER THE WORK IS ALREADY DONE?
THIS IS THE ONLY CONTINENT THAT LIES IN ALL FOUR HEMISPHERES.
WHAT IS AFRICA?
DURING A MEETING , THIS PHASE CAN IMMEDATELY MAKE EVERYONE NERVOUS.
WHAT IS "CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINTUE"?
A TODDLER SEES SOMEONE CLEANING AND ASKS, "WHY ARE THEY CLEANING IT IT'S JUST GOING TO __________ AGAIN?"
WHAT IS "GET DIRTY"
THIS USUALLY HAPPENS FIVE MINTUES AFTER YOU JUST FINISHED CLEANING
WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO CHECK THE TEMPERATURE AND THEY SAY, 'I THOUGHT YOU DID IT."
WHAT IS TEAMWORK?
A GROUP OF FLAMINGOS IS OFFICIALLY CALLED THIS.
WHAT IS A FLAMBOYANCE?
WHEN SOMEONE ASK, "WHO MADE THIS DECISION?"
WHAT IS "NOT ME"?
A CHILD ASKS, "IF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK WITH FOOD IN MY MOUTH, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU________?"
WHAT IS "I DONT LIKE IT"?
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "IT'S GOING TO BE A QUICK MEETING," YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PREPARE FOR THIS.
WHAT IS A LONG MEETING?
THIS IS THE CAFETERIA WORKER FAVORITE SOUND WHEN THE LUNCH RUSH IS FINALLY OVER.
WHAT IS SILENCE?
THIS FOOD CAN LAST FOR AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME WITHOUT SPOILING WHEN PROPERLY STORED.
WHAT IS HONEY?
THE FIVE WORDS THAT CAN TURN A SIMPLE WORKPLACE CONVERSATION INTO A MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM:
WHAT IS "THAT'S NOT MY JOB"?
WHAT IS "BUT WHY?'
THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE SUDDENLY REMEMBERS THEY NEED FIVE MINTUES BEFORE THE END OF THE WORK DAY.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE EARLIER?
THE CAFTERIA VERSION OF A HORROR MOVIE:
"WE'RE OUT OF CHICKEN."
OCTOPUSES HAVE THIS MANY HEARTS.
WHAT IS THREE?