Something that is expensive
cost and arm and a leg
Bring me some/sum donuts for breakfast.
some
Do what you say
Put your money where your mouth is
What is the purpose of education?
To replace an empty mind with an open one!
Why can't you take a test in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Too pay too much for something
pay through the nose
I red/read the story but thought it was stupid.
read
Stop yourself from saying something
bite your tongue
What do you call two crows stuck together?
Vel crows!
What did they say to the man who invented the number zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Look out for someone
keep an eye out for you
I asked her to merry/marry me, but she said no.
marry
I won't say anything
my lips are sealed
How do kleptomaniacs take things?
literally!
Why did the girl fail her photography exam?
She couldn't focus!
To take a risk
stick your neck out for you
Her hare/hair was so beautiful.
hair
very noticeable
stick out like a sore thumb
How come the girl got fired from the Calander factory?
She took a day off!
What is the best way to sneak cheat notes into an exam without getting caught?
memorize them!
No!No!No!
over my dead body
I told my friend to move their/there care that was blocking my driveway.
their
very aware of something
eyes in the back of your head
What did the doctor say to the invisible man?
I can't see you right now!
Why aren't cosmetic students afraid of missing their exams?
They love make-up tests!