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I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree
what is Bridesmaids
You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousysense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
What is Witches of Eastwick
All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the twenty-third time we've made out already and...they're getting blue!
What is 50 1st Dates
I don’t twitter, I don’t myface, I don’t yearbook
Who is Belichick
symptoms include: can't sleep, stomach feels awful, out of my normal routine
what is election anxiety
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
what is jaws
Hurley works there, you think he'd work there if he was gonna get the cancer?
What is Silkwood
You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck
What is Happy Gilmore
when you don’t know that you don’t know, it’s a lot different than when you do know that you don’t know
Who is Parcells
symptoms: excruciating pain in both legs, bursting into tears, can't stand, pure agony
what is sciatic nerve
As if
what is clueless
First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind and deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating f***in' chop suey in China by now!
What is Mask
Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
What is The Wedding Singer
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana
Who is Gates
sore throat, tired, headache, I feel warm but no temp
what is covid
I’m walking here!
What is midnight cowboy
snap out of it
What is Moonstruck
Having a kid is great -- as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking
What is Big Daddy
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge
Who is that filthy animal Cosby
scratchy throat, cough, ending with laryngitis
what is seasonal allergies or covid
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!
What is Dr. Strangelove
I spend all of my day with murders and rapists, and what's really crazy is that I like them
What is Suspect
I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem
What is Punch Drunk Love
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'Try being rich first.' See if that doesn't cover most of it
Who is Murray
The gland on left side of my jaw hurts bad. started earlier today and now it is throbbing. it hurts when I chew or just gently touch it or turn my head. Advil helps, Need says she gets swollen glands when her sinuses bother her and it's very painful. That makes me feel better because my sinuses are bothering me too. Our weather is warm.
what is side effect from flu shot or seasonal allergies