“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.”
At 6 years old, this was Yvonne's first job.
What is newspaper route
Yvonne Gay ? For real? Or is this not true
What is bisexuality
This non-edible environmental substance was a favourite snack of Yvonne during her preschool years
What is playground sand
This activity involves aggression and is one Yvonne will never say no to participating in
What is fighting
Addicted? Never. Yvonne can go UP TO A WEEK OR MORE without partaking in this activity
What is smoking
This line of work involved large scale sedation, mini water slides, and swallowing a live fish whole
What is working at the fish hatchery
This gay slur is one of Yvonne's favourite
What is hey mamas
Yvonne tried to start a club in this sport both in highschool and university to no avail
What is public fight club
Name one of Yvonne's verbal fixations
What is:
let's go boys
butternut
sauce
ELLO
first of all burr
call 911
say a slur
At 14, looking for work, Yvonne partook in this unconventional (illegal?) trade to make a few bucks
What is raiding construction sites for scrap metal to sell to the metal depot
In grade 1, Yvonne publicly argued against the existence of this right
What is gay marriage
Yvonne is most likely to bring this food group camping as her largest (or only) provision
What is meat
In grade 5, upon the diagnosis of *over-developed* muscles, Yvonne was told by her doctor to stop doing this exercise
What are pushups
Yvonne was addicted to this beverage while travelling in Turkey
What is Pepsi
An unlikely friend? This job facilitated the friendship between 17 year old Yvonne and 34 year old Sultan which included smoking cigarettes by the water after work and driving him around in the family car
What is Rona
As a child, Yvonne's parents noticed a theme in the types of shows she wanted to watch. Namely, they contained men who were _____ and _____
What is shirtless and jacked
Stealing this type of food got Yvonne banned from Fort St Save On Foods
What is baby food
Doing this physical activity prompted Yvonne's first physical altercation at summer camp
What is calisthenics
In highschool Yvonne had an obsessive phase of collecting as many ______ as she could
What is wives
This previous employer was both a friend and a date facilitator (watching her in the senior ping pong BC games).
Who is Deanna
This location by the sea is a likely place to find Yvonne flirting with older women
What the Oak Bay Yacht Club
This *food* concoction got a young Yvonne in trouble for trying to feed it to all the adults in the neighbourhood
What is mud stew made from Dominic's rotten compost squashes
An unlikely candidate, 4 year old Yvonne wanted to pursue which professional athletic career
What is Sumo wrestler
In early highschool Yvonne held an obsession-charged friendship to this Northern ringette player. This included love triangles, wooden figurines, and family tree creation
Who is Shay(lean)