funny
Why don’t programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
You might be called this animal if someone thinks that you’re afraid. This is something that you might eat, as well as its eggs that it laid. What animal am I?
A chicken
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove.
A box without hinges, key or lid,Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
an egg
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
I row with four paddles but never leave home. What am I?
A turtle
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce.
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
A kangaroo
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
A rider enters town on Friday, stays three nights, and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday is the name of the horse.
Why did the coffee need a break?
It was getting grounded.
I’m the only mammal that can’t jump. What animal am I?
An elephant
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9.
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
A kitten.
First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
A fishhook.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
A lizard
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but you don’t see a single person on board. Why?
Everyone on the boat is married.