Leatherface
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
This immortal blood-sucking classic character first penned by Bram Stoker in 1897 is inspired by the vicious 15th century Romainian ruler Vlad the Impaler and has been depicted on the silver screen by many famous actors including Bela Lugosi, Gary Oldman, and yes Adam Sandler.
Dracula
Michael Jackson’s scary 1982 hit
Thriller
This is widely considered to be the most unpopular candy on Halloween.
Candy Corn
Room B340 is said to be the most haunted room of this allegedly haunted retired British steamliner. She is currently a hotel, museum, and popular Halloween destination in Long Beach, CA. Hint: she is not the King of the World.
The Queen Mary
Welp! If your Buyer does not remove contingencies on time as promised he/she may receive one of these scary forms.
Notice To Perform
Michael Myers
Halloween
Mary Shelley’s classic character from 1818 is literally brought to life by a mad scientist in a mad experiment who goes on to torment not only his creator but all those around him. He is set for a huge film remake launching next week by famed Mexican director Guillermo Del Toro.
Frankenstein
Former lead singer of Black Sabbath who has bitten the heads off bats onstage and is endearingly known as “The Prince of Darkness.”
Ozzy Osbourne
This scary bacteria is most commonly contracted through contaminated poultry, eggs, and produce, and causes diarrhea, fever and horrible stomach aches. Clorox wipes baby.
Salmonella
Not the capital of Oregon, rather a historical province of colonial Massachusetts, this was the site of the famous witch trials in the 1600’s.
Salem
Eeek! If you don’t have one of these executed between you and your Buyer you just might be working for free.
BRBC
Pennywise
It
He is the endearing and beloved main character from Tim Burton’s “The Nightmare Before Christmas” who serves as the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town.
Jack Skellington
Formed by original members Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, and the recently deceased Ace Frehley, this band was famous for wearing macabre, Kabuki-like make-up with spiked black leather outfits, and just wanted “to rock n roll all night and party everyday.”
KISS
Reaching up to 2.2 Scoville heat units this was classified as the hottest pepper until it was recently dethroned by Pepper X. Contrary to what its name may imply it is neither North, South, nor Grim.
Carolina Reaper
The mountainous region of this country known as Transylvania is the fictional hometown of Dracula.
Romania
Jeepers! If you don’t have this paragraph line on the RPA properly filled out you might be working for free.
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Jigsaw
Saw
He is the main antagonist of an early Johnny Depp film who is fond of red and green striped sweaters, brown fedora hats, gloves with metal claws, and murdering people in their dreams. He doesn’t seem to like moisturizer though
Freddy Krueger
They may be the most enduring and successful metal band of all time. One of their most popular hits is “Enter Sandman” from their breakthrough 1991 “Black Album”, depicting children’s nightmares.
Metallica
This popular Filipino street food is basically a fertilized developing duck egg embryo that is usually steamed or boiled. Where the hell is PETA when you need them?
Balut
The infamous former island prison known for famous inmates like Al Capone and depicted in movies like The Rock now serves as a museum and popular tourist destination a mere 1.35 miles off the coast of San Francisco. A brisk swim one might think.
Alcatraz
Creepers! When you’ve been working with your Buyer for six months and have shown 39 homes the last thing you want to hear them say is that they have decided to pursue this non-ownership and non-equitable transactional option.
Lease
Jason Voorhees
Friday The 13th
She is the daughter of Gomez and Morticia Addams, niece to Uncle Fester, and is most recently portrayed by Jenna Ortega in a popular Netflix series
Wednesday
Popular urban legend claims that this iconic “west coast” rapper (who actually originated from the East Coast) faked his own 1996 death in Las Vegas and is still alive and well today. Perhaps he’s yelling from his grave, “Holla if you hear me!”
Tupac
Hard boiled eggs cut in half with the yolk mashed, seasoned, and piped back into the egg, this classic appetizer is usually a hellish hit at parties.
Deviled Eggs
This sleepy Arizona town was the site of a notorious shoot-out at the OK Corral that included Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. It shares the name of something you might find at one of the loser’s gravesite.
Tombstone
Yikes! When this person shows up to his daughter’s home inspection, you know it’s gonna be a long escrow. Just shoot me now.
Dad