BARS!!!
What bar offers dollar pitchers on Thursdays?
FIELD HOUSE
Who sings the song 22?
Taylor duhhhh
What sport did I win state?
CHEERLEADING
This masked bandit of the forest is known for its dexterous paws and love of raiding trash cans.
What is a raccoon?
A person who represents themselves in court without a lawyer is said to be doing this — not always the best idea.
What is going pro se?
What bar is known for their Car BOMBS ????
DUMBLIN YUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who is the lead guitarist in the band The Grateful Dead
Jerry Garcia (rip)
What is my Middle Name ?
GRAce
This prickly mammal curls into a ball when threatened — but good luck finding one in American woods; they're more common in Europe.
What is a hedgehog?
When a lawyer asks a judge to throw out part or all of a case, they’re filing one of these — sounds like a dance move.
What is a motion?
what bar offers mug club on Friday?
ROXXYS
What band is the show Daisey Jones and The Six imitating?
FLEETWOOD MAC
What is the only bone I have broken?
Left hand middle finger
This elusive woodland predator is famous for its haunting call and ability to rotate its head up to 270 degrees.
What is an owl?
This slang term for a super-slick defense attorney often refers to their ability to get guilty clients acquitted.
What is a shark?
What famous Iowa Bar was closed after 30 years in Iowa City.
The Union
what Irish song is played at funerals? (one of my favs)
The Parting Glass
What was the first job I ever worked?
expo
The red version of this fluffy-tailed rodent is commonly found in European forests, while the gray species dominates in North America.
What is a squirrel?
If a lawyer says “Objection, your honor — that’s ________,” they’re referring to testimony based on opinion, not fact.
What is hearsay?
What two bars have Shotskis hanging above their bars?
Roxxys and Liner RAHHHHHH
what has the most streamed song in the world?
The Weekend
Where did I live before I moved to Johnsburg?
North River Side in CHicago
Known for their dams and lodges, these large rodents are nature’s engineers and can change entire ecosystems with their construction.
What is a beaver?
When a judge calls a “sidebar,” they're doing this — having a private convo with the lawyers out of the jury's earshot.
What is a discussion at the bench?