Jokes
HALF POINTS
Why did the chicken cross the road
to the other side
What two things can you never eat for breakfast
Lunch and Dinner
The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer.
True. The metal expands in heat, causing the tower to grow slightly taller.
8 × 8 + 9 + 3
76
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Who is known as the "King of Bollywood"?
Shah Rukh Khan
what do you call a cow with no legs
groung beef
What has a tail and a head but no body
A coin
Do Bananas grow on trees.
False. Bananas grow on large herbaceous plants, not trees.
83=
512
Which Bollywood film features the iconic dialogue, "Mere paas maa hai"?
Deewaar
It could not peel it's emotions
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What am I?
Nothing
Amitabh Bachchan made his acting debut in the film "Saat Hindustani."
True
DOUBLE POINTS!!!!!!!
42 + 8 + 1 + 30
55
Who directed the film Lagaan, which was nominated for an Academy Award?
Ashutosh Gowariker
How does a banana answer the phone
Yellow
I come from a mine and am surrounded by wood. I help others to express themselves. What am I?
Pencil Lead
Priyanka Chopra won the Miss World title before becoming an actress.
True
99 + 63 − 9
153
What is the name of the famous dance number from Dil Se featuring A.R. Rahman’s music?
Chaiyya Chaiyya
DOUBLE POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aman walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counted out 13 bees out onto the counter. The man says that is one to many. What will the clerk say
Well its a freebie
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking.
Satyajit Ray was a famous Bollywood actor.
False (He was a renowned filmmaker)
789 × 2 + 8 − 9
1577
Which film is known for the song "Tum Hi Ho"?
Aashiqui 2