Jokes
lawyers wear this when they go to court.
What is Law-suits
What movie is about toys coming to life?
Toy Story
Penguins use their wings to fly. True or False?
False - they use their wings for warmth and swimming
Just do it
Nike
what is the largest country in the world?
Russia
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A porkchop
In Monsters Inc, there is nothing more deadly or toxic than what?
a human child
Largest land animal in the world?
Elephant
Gives you wings
Redbull
How many dimples does an average golf ball have?
336
Why did the soccer ball quit?
Because he was kicked around
What is the name of the droids in Star Wars?
C3PO & R2D2
What Color is the tongue of a giraffe?
Purple
Finger lickin' good
KFC
What five colors make up the Olympic rings?
Blue, Black, Green, Red and Yellow.
What did one stoplight say to the other?
Stop looking, I'm changing
When did the first toy story movie come out?
1995
What mammal is known to have the most powerful bite in the world?
A hippopotamus
Zoom Zoom Zoom
Mazda
How many ridges does a dime have?
118
Why is it so hard to drive in a screw?
Because it doesn't have a steering wheel
What is the name of Captain Hook's ship?
The Jolly Roger
What animal has the largest eyes?
Colossal Squid
Breakfast of Champions
Wheaties
M&M’S Fruit Chews would eventually become what popular candy?
Starburst