cheater? I hardly know her
they were called what?
names the same (delicious edition )
before, middle*, and after (heismans)
the “home” depot
100

Pay no attention to the loud bangs coming from the dugout

Houston Astros
100

OKC Thunder 

Seattle supersonics

100

Cheese, Tips, and Flank

Steak

100

a piece of recording equipment and a small amphibian

Cam Newton

100

A dinger

Homer/ home run

200

Tom and I would’ve beat Mangini anyways

Bill Belichick 

200

The Washington nationals

The Montreal expos

200

Traffic, strawberry, and pearl

Jam

200

___ Sweatshirt and a brand of soup

Earl Campbell

200

One of the highest paid athletes in the world and a part time Kermit the frog impersonator

Patrick Mahomes

300

Compared to perjury in a federal court steroids don’t seem that bad

Barry Bonds

300

Baltimore Ravens

Cleveland Browns

300

Sanders, Black, Halle

Berry/Barry

300

Mild marijuana and 9/11

Reggie Bush

300

an animated loving husband/father and the safety inspector at the towns nuclear power plant

Homer Simpson

400

Was not the astronaut on the Apollo 11 mission to the moons

Lance Armstrong 

400

Carolina hurricanes

Hartford whalers

400

Mr., Green, Kidney

Bean

400

To steal, a mythical creature, and the hot corner

Robert Griffin III

400

“Man am I glad to be back after a long trip”

Home sweet home

500

“How did you fumble JLo?” - Anthony Edwards

Alex Rodriguez 

500

Winnipeg Jets

Atlanta Thrashers

500

Out, line, Sarah 

Cook

500

How someone created a hole and a woodwind instrument 

Doug Flutie

500

a hulking slugger that hit 612 home runs for the Cleveland (redacted), Phillies, and white Sox 

Jim Thome