Ridgeway vomiting in the bathroom after a late night sipping absinthe
An oral experience
My milkshake brings all the Lowes to the yard
My favorite color is gallbladder-green
What came first, Johnson-Walker or the egg?
100

The passive process of ejecting food from the esophagus. This process is indicative of esophageal disease. 

What is regurgitation?

100

If the teeth were numbered by the amount of money the tooth fairy would pay you for said tooth. The lower right adult canine tooth would be worth this many dollars.

What is 404$?

100

Arguably the most important type of contractions, these secondary contractions cause this to occur. 

What is eructation?

100

80% of the blood supply but only 50% of the oxygen supply comes from this vessel.

(to the liver)

What is the portal vein? 

100

This GI disease of young birds has a 30-50% mortality rate in pheasants. 

What is Rotavirus? 

200

2/3 skeletal muscle and 1/3 smooth muscle. This esophagus belongs to this fluffy beast. 

What is a cat?

200

Any oral neoplasia in a cat is considered this until proven otherwise. 

What is SCC? 

200

hardware disease, chronic inflammation of the mediastinum and decreased vagal tone to the rumen cause the rumen to take on this paddle/L- shape. 

What is vagal indigestion? 

200

The demographic of dogs that get portosystemic shunts. 

What is little dogs? 

200

Kidney necrosis, poor growth and death in chicks as young as 7 days - 4 weeks. 

What is Avian Nephritis Virus?

300
"A move in the right direction." This slogan was used as a selling point for this prokinetic. This drug is also a central acting anti-emetic in dogs but not meownsters. 

What is metaclopramide? 

300

Police would certainly shoot up this oral tumor, which also happens to be the most common cancer of the mouth in dogs. 

What is melanoma? 

300

A swelling in the left paralumbar fossa, decreased palpebral reflex and lack of eructation is pathopneumonic. 

What is grain bloat/rumen acidosis?

300

Gradual closure of the offending vessel, not acute ligation, is how you treat this. 

What is PSS?

300

This virus causes weak white chicks. 

What is chicken Astrovirus? 

400

Its a tough pill to swallow but its tougher if you have this parasite, which causes granulomas in the esophagus. 

What is spirocirca lupi?

400

These benign growths of the oral cavity can invade bone. They are also known by the name "epulis" 

what is acanthomatous ameloblastoma? (type of fibroma)

400

Of the two types of displaced abomasum, this one is a true emergency. 

What is RDA? 

400

Medical management of a gallbladder mucocele.

What is ursodiol, SAMe, Abx?

400

Crazy chick disease is caused by low vitamin this. 

What is vitamin E?

500

EC, CRTZ and peripherally acting, this drug is widely used as an effective antiemetic. It goes by the trade name "Cerenia" 

What is maropitant? 

500

The surfaces of two incisors that face midline would be described with this term.  

What is mesial? 

500
These bloodwork results are associated with an RDA. 

What is hypochloremia, hypokalemia and metabolic alkylosis?

500

Recognized by a kiwi-fruit or stellate appearance on AUS. 

What is a gallbladder mucocele?

500

Tumor of the bursa is almost pathopneumonic for this disease 

What is lymphoid leukosis?