Name That Hoe
This well-dressed hoe dedicated an entire room to being her closet.
Who is Fran?
Mandy and Kristen's first roommate were both members of this lame TU sorority.
What is Kappa Delta?
The first annual Hoes Trip started at this aptly named skeevy hotel.
What is the Tally Ho?
Arguably the best NYE Party we've all been to.
What is Michelle and Sean's wedding?
We met this notorious Real World cast member at TowsonFest
Who is Puck?
The airbag in her car deployed while pulling an illegal U-turn on Cross Campus Drive in front of the Towers.
Who is Sophia?
A former roommate (who will not be named) drafted a scathing letter to her 7 roommates, accusing them of using this item without her permission while she was away.
What is her vacuum?
These two ladies shoved all their belongings into a brand new Jetta and drove across country with their printed MapQuest directions and spotty roaming cell service to guide them.
Who are Sophia and Michelle?
They hold the record for having been roommates the longest.
Who are Caryn and Michelle?
Much like its design, this sought-after going-out top was muy caliente!
What is Caryn's sequin flames top?
The only two hoes who have slept with this entire group.
Who are Mandy and Cat?
When everyone left campus, and Mandy in the dust, this plucky redhead and 40-year old woman became her new roommates in her senior year.
Who are Pegah and Vicky?
These belle donne both studied abroad in Italia for a semeseter, though not at the same time
Who are Sophia and Michelle S.?
These two are the oldest and youngest of the hoes' offspring.
Who are Owen and Violet?
While living in Towson Run, Mandy prank called Fran by pretending to be the maintenance man and convincing her that she owed $200 to repair this in her apartment.
What is a hole in her closet door?
This hoe got so hammered one St. Patty's Day, she threw up corned beef all over this item in her home and blamed it on her roommate. Who was it and where did she throw up?
Who is Caryn and what is her front door?
This memorable roommate burned Kristen's colander that belonged to her late grandmother and insisted on blowdrying her hair at the dining room table.
Who is Jen Stahl?
During one summer OCMD trip, we partied with a wealthy group who claimed to be owners of this breakfast food chain.
What is Manhattan Bagels?
Mandy provided this service to her roommates in her Towson Run bathroom.
What is eyebrow waxing?
The name of Michelle S's boyfriend of 2 years post-college, you all met him at Fran's wedding
Who is Eric?
This hoe became a legend after getting into a car accident that caused all of I-95 to get backed up on freshman moving day.
Who is Michelle S?
This former hoe once mistook this bedroom item for a toilet. Must guess both the person and item.
Who is Bailey and what is her dresser drawer?
We all hopped on a flight for this shotgun wedding. Unlike the resort this local libation was anything but.
What is Mamajuana?
Who are Kristen and Caryn?
These friends of Fran's joined us at this summer concert we frequented for multiple years.
Who are Troy and Marco?