Things Dad Hates
This company may now own Marvel, The Simpsons, and other cool things; but I'd never mess with them legally.
Who is Disney?
It's not here yet, but if it ever does come, that "3 hour wait" might almost be worth it...
What is In and Out?
The fighting game where you just have to mash buttons. Mash buttons, and you have a pretty good chance to win.
What is Street Fighter II?
Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
Who is the hot dog guy?
This has been my favorite baseball team forever. Even before Freddy Freeman's epic home run.
Who are the Los Angeles Dodgers?
Even if I have to buy something with great haste, I hate going to this store franchise.
What is Wal-Mart?
If they ever bring this restaurant back, we're buying the root beer in bulk and freezing it.
What is McCoy's?
The fighting game where you can't just mash buttons. You need the smash ball. You need your jumps. You can't fall off the ledge.
What is Super Smash Brothers?
Testing. TESTING. TEEESSSTTTTIIIINNNGGGG.
The best bbq IN THE WORLD. I stand by that, even if you drown their fries in salt.
What is Gates?
She may be a fan of a local sports hero, and no matter how many Chiefs games she goes to, I am not a fan of her music.
Who is Taylor Swift?
The only fondue restaurant I'd admit to going to. The "tipsy turtle" and the "whiskey business" help with that.
What is The Melting Pot?
The racing game series where you can't fall off the map. Don't just pick "Rainbow Road" and hope for the best.
What is Mario Kart?
I'm the Beer Baron.
Who is Homer?
I often refer to this as "the second rule in comics."
What is - without a body, they're not dead?
The ONE fish I will not eat. The one fish Mom will eat...
What is tuna?
The best chicken you can find in the surrounding area. And the cinnamon rolls are worth the drive too.
What is Stroud's?
When Roman would come to our house, he played this game constantly. And needed help so much, I almost started calling him "monkey guy."
What is Donkey Kong Country?
I eated the purple berries. They taste like...burning.
Who is Ralph?
The best place to get ice cream on the face of the planet. And it's right by the Omaha Zoo...
What is Ted and Wally's?
The worst soda I've ever had. Thanks a lot KC Soda Shop...
What is Christmas soda?
The best pizza you can get in KC. And while it's not deep dish, they do sometimes do cross overs with Oklahoma Joes.
What is Minsky's?
On my desk, there is a picture of a map from this popular shooting game.
What is Counter-Strike?
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Who is Superintendent Chalmers?
The main character of the best cartoon show ever, the best movie ever, the best comic book ever. It's no wonder he's the feature of a familiar pinball game...
Who is Batman?