A 2000-Era Mall Rat
Food And More Food
Planetary Real Estate Listing
Pie-pourri
Before And After
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Kids nowadays don't know the pain of rewinding a VHS tape before returning it to this store-- Unless they live in Bend, Oregon.

Blockbuster

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In 1993 a Crayola Crayon was named after the familiar orange hue of this comfort food, elbow-shaped pasta in creamy sauce.

Mac and cheese

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Move to this 2nd-largest planet and begin each day enjoying the Solar System's finest View-- Beautiful glowing rings.

Saturn

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To make this pie topping, stiffly beat egg whites & add granulated sugar one tablespoon at a time.

Meringue

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Snickers that must be passed to practice law.

Candy bar exam

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Indonesia has lost 25% of old-growth this type of area since 1990 and in 2025 we are down to just 23 of the same-named "cafe" worldwide.

Rainforest

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Shrimp and filet mignon is a classic pairing for this gourmet offering with a rhyming name.

Surf and turf

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This planet's 28 known moons provide ample options for exploration-- Great for kids, too, they'll love saying it's funny name

Uranus

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Confusingly, this official state dessert of Massachusetts is called pie but made with sponge cake.

Boston Cream Pie

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Peter Pan's enemy is the way you were fooled into completely believing a story.

Captain Hook, line, and sinker

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I spent all of my allowance at payless on a BOGO half off deal, BOGO being short for this.

Buy one, get one

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Fried cod or haddock is often used in this British takeout dish that comes wrapped in old newspapers.

Fish and chips

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Leave small town life on Pluto behind and enjoy the wide open space of this largest planet; the Great Red Spot is a fun day trip!

Jupiter

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In olden times, finely chopped meat gave this pie its name; today, it's a mix of fruit & spices but usually no meat.

Mincemeat pie
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A period of need to save up for that falls on the Mexican holiday just after Halloween.

the rainy Day of the Dead

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Maybe Dad will finally say "I love you son" after I buy him a talking meat thermometer from this picture-perfect store.

Sharper Image

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No trip to Wimbledon is complete without a taste of this sweet treat.

Strawberries and cream

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Hate those cold icy days on Ceres? Then get right next to the sun and enjoy the cozy comforts of this smallest planet.

Mercury

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Seen here, it's also known as pie plant, because of its frequent use in pies.

Rhubarb

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A hidden feature in a video game becomes evidence of public embarrassment.

Easter egg on your face

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Waldenbooks was a subsidiary of this bookstore that went the way of the dodo in 2011.

Borders Books

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Louis Armstrong's favorite food was said to be this starchy New Orleans staple seen here

Red beans and rice

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Keep your in-laws as far away as possible! Treat them to a pied-à-terre on this "Blue Giant"-- It's more that 2.5 billion miles away!

Neptune

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This crisscross top of a pie crust is often woven.

Lattice

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3 of a kind plus a pair for the family that lost England's Wars of the Roses.

full House of York