Why Did I Google This At 2AM?
This fruit is technically a berry, but strawberries are not
Banana
Sharks can smell a single drop of blood from miles away
False
Putting your phone in a bag of rice
Getting water out of your phone
First tattoo and placement
Owl on ribs
A teenager gets bitten and suddenly has way too many responsibilities
Spiderman
Humans unknowingly eat this number of spiders per year while sleeping
Zero
There’s a species of plant that heats itself up to melt surrounding snow
Real - Skunk cabbage
The advice that assumes confidence alone will fix lack of knowledge
Just fake it until you make it
The person who taught Mikki to drive
Katie Gregson
A documentary about the least productive workplace
The Office
This type of memory distortion makes you recall events differently than they actually happened
A false memory
There’s a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding
Real - Black sapote
The advice that replaces solving the problem with simply avoiding it altogether
Just ignore it
The first thing I got detention for
Fighting
A team completes a series of illegal tasks as part of a very elaborate job interview
Now you see me
Your stomach lining replaces itself this often to avoid digesting itself
Every few days
There’s was once a dancing plague in France.
True
The advice that assumes success is just one more attempt away, no matter the context
Try again
The hourly rate I made at my first job
$7.25
A business trip turns into a long-term housing situation
The Terminal
This company operated the Titan submersible that imploded during a 2023 expedition to the Titanic
Oceangate
There’s a phenomenon where lakes can suddenly ‘flip,’ releasing trapped gas and suffocating nearby life
Real - Limnic eruption
The advice that turns uncertainty into urgency for no real reason
Do it now before it's too late
My first email address
smoofielovesmommy@yahoo.com
A man briefly discovers power and immediately ruins everything
Barbie