Simon Moss Facts
What is Simon Moss's Major?
Molecular Biology & Biology
What is the true address of our house? (The one that shows up on the mail)
60 Home Ave
Why is an animal?
a2+b2=c2 but in orange ink.
Frisbee is life?
You bet your tuchus it is. TRUE
I travel under the plane, find me at baggage claim.
How do you feel about me?
I LIKE MY SUITCASEEEEEEEE!
Yes, he's right there.
Who is Prince Lamp?
Everything
This bird looks shockingly similar to your common New York Pigeon, but does not possess the ability to walk.
A pigeon with no legs.
For those going to Myrtle, how many will you eat?
For those not going, how many will Simon eat?
Both: at least 23.63
We ask that there is no yelling or disruptive trend following in the theatre.
Chicken Jockey (IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU SCREAM)
Which Sofias has Simon Kissed.
Every. Last. One.
Who is King Lamp?
Everything, but he's older.
This bird is just like a chicken, but it's not. What is it?
Not a Chicken.
In Quantum Mechanics, does light behave as a particle or a wave?
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
WHO DO YOU LOVE????
I LOVE YOU KING JULIAN
What is Simon Moss's mother's maiden name.
Brackenridge.
Name all the royalty living in 60 Home.
Prince and King Lamp, Prince Bird.
These mammals get high by passing around pufferfish like it’s a college dorm room.
DOLPHIN
If subset is an equivalence relation between two finite sets A and B, then then \subset partitions A into disjoint equivalence classes.
TURE
What is the unofficial Wesleyan Mascot in the Moss household.
The Wesleyan Attack Squirrels
Who's bike takes up the entire downstairs floor?
Simon Moss.
This insect explodes its own body as a defensive strategy.
What is a bombarder beetle?
He likes his Suitcase.
True
1/5 of what????
20% JEWISH