Rock me mama!
The direction I’m headed to get to the land of the pines
South
1 out, bases loaded, pop fly to the second baseman
Infield fly
Please stop talking about these large, usually wooden, tables that you may have a family meal at
Dining room tables
Barnes and Noble / Ross Dress for Less
Office Depot
LAMPS
Palms
What I’m running from up in New England
The cold
The batter swings and hits the glove of the player crouching behind him
Catcher interference
God shut up about these tables that you might use as a footrest or find photography books on
Coffee tables
Best Buy / DSW
Pet Smart
GET HUNG
Egg Hunt
What I lost my money doing
Playing poker
Line drive lands fair in left field and then bounces into the stands in foul territory
Ground rule double
Zip it about these tables that you might set your drink on or place a lamp on next to a sofa
End tables
Target / Affordable Dentures
Shoe Carnival
SLAPS ERUPT
Last Supper
I’m picking a bouquet of these
Dogwood flowers
Player hits a homerun and circles the bases but fails to touch first base. The pitcher then comes set, steps off the rubber, and throws the ball to the first baseman
Appeal
I’m so over these tables where bets may be placed
Poker tables
Fannie May / Wabash Ave
Harvest Market
DIARY OF DOG
Good Friday
Where the trucker from Philly is headed
Johnson City, Tennessee
A defensive player gets in the way of a runner while not making a play on the ball
Obstruction
Can we just forget about these tables that you usually find with a disposable table cloth on
Folding tables
Xfinity / Lindbergh Blvd
Walmart
THOU LARDS YAY
Holy Saturday