DAD JOKES
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN’T YOURS?
“NACHO CHEESE”
THIS MUSIC TEACHER IS ALSO MRS. KASER'S SON.
WHO IS MR. SETH?
THIS ANIMATED MOVIE FEATURES A YOUNG CLOWNFISH LOST IN THE OCEAN.
WHAT IS "FINDING NEMO"?
THE LARGEST PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
WHAT IS JUPITER?
WHAT IS HOCKEY?
WHAT DO YOU CALL FAKE SPAGHETTI?
“AN INPASTA”
THIS SCIENCE TEACHER'S CLASSROOM IS ALWAYS COLD.
WHO IS MISS JILL / MRS. STEADMAN?
THIS WIZARD BOY GOES TO HOGWARTS.
WHO IS HARRY POTTER?
THIS COUNTRY IS FAMOUS FOR THE GREAT WALL.
WHAT IS CHINA?
IN BASEBALL, THIS PLAYER STANDS ON THE MOUND AND THROWS THE BALL TO THE BATTER.
WHAT IS THE PITCHER
WHY DID THE GOLFER BRING TWO PAIRS OF PANTS?
“IN CASE HE GOT A HOLE IN ONE”
THIS TEACHER THINKS THAT THEY SHOULD GET MORE CREDIT FOR WHAT THEY MANAGE TO NOT SAY OUT LOUD.
WHO IS MRS. MACLEITH
THIS PIXAR MOVIE FOLLOWS A RAT WHO DREAMS OF BECOMING A CHEF IN PARIS.
WHAT IS RATATOUILLE?
THE HARDEST NATURAL SUBSTANCE ON EARTH.
WHAT IS DIAMOND?
THIS FEMALE GYMNAST IS FAMOUS FOR HER MULTIPLE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS.
WHO IS SIMONE BILES?
WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES LONG?
“THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT”
THIS TEACHER HAS A DISNEY PASS.
WHO IS MISS CRADY?
IN THIS ANIMTATED MOVIE, EMOTIONS IN A YOUNG GIRLS MIND WORK TOGETHER.
WHAT IS "INSIDE OUT"?
HOW MANY BRITISH COLONIES ORIGINALLY EXISTED IN NORTH AMERICA?
WHAT IS 13?
THIS NBA PLAYER IS KNOWN AS "KING JAMES".
WHO IS LEBRON JAMES?
WHY DON’T CRABS GIVE TO CHARITY?
“THEY’RE SHELLFISH”
WHAT DOES MRS. BISHOP ALWAYS SAY AS YOU ARE LEAVING CLASS
WHAT IS, "GO BE AWESOME HUMANS!"
IN "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK", WHAT ICONIC LINE DOES HAN SOLO SAY TO PRINCESS LEIA AFTER SHE TELLS HIM THAT SHE LOVES HIM?
"I KNOW."
IN ENGLISH GRAMMER, THIS PART OF SPEECH DESCRIBES AN ACTION, LIKE RUN, JUMP, OR THINK.
WHAT IS A VERB?
THIS SOCCER STAR FROM ARGENTINA FINALLY WON THE WORLD CUP IN 2022.
WHO IS LIONEL MESSI?