Fa La La Linguistics
Christmas on the big screen
North Pole Legal Department
Christmas Monsters
Santa’s Cookies
300

Buon Natale

Italian

300

Kevin McAllister's family is travelling to this European City for Christmas in Home Alone

Paris, France

300

If Santa enters homes without permission he could be accused of this minor offense

Trespassing

300

A horned figure called Krampus punishes naughty children during the Christmas Season and is a counterpart to St. Nicholas from this country in Europe

Austria/Germany

300

A child from this country might leave out a meringue-based cookie called a macaron

France

600

Frohe Weihnachten

German

600

Katie Winslet's character in The Holiday swaps houses with Cameron Diaz's character in this American city 

Los Angeles

600

Santa’s elves are paid below minimum wage, which is a violation of this type of law

Labor/Employment law

600

The Yule lads are 13 mischievous siblings who come down the chimney one by one during the 13 nights before Christmas in this country with capital Reykjavik

Iceland

600

In many South American households, Santa might eat these cylindrical cookies made of flour, honey, and nuts

Alfajor

900

Felix dies Nativitatis

Latin

900

In this Christmas action film, an NYPD detective tries to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly

Die Hard

900

Failure to declare toys as part of Santa’s international gift delivery would fall under this category of law

Import Law / Customs Law

900

Often portrayed as a mischievous winter sprite, this character personifies the cold and is blamed for freezing weather and icy designs

Jack Frost

900

In New York, Santa might eat these round cookies that are iced with half vanilla and half chocolate

Black and White cookie

1200

Meri Kurisumasu

Japanese

1200

This actress stars in a Christmas romcom where her character pretends to be engaged to a man in a coma but later falls in love with his brother

Sandra Bullock

1200

If Santa’s Naughty and Nice list were improperly shared with advertisers it would be in violation of this type of law

Data Protection/Privacy Law

1200

Belsnickel is a German figure that frightens naughty children by snapping his whip and gives candy to good ones. He is popular in this US community of migrants that includes Dwight Schrute from The Office 

Pennsylvania Dutch

1200

Santa loves these cookies rolled in cinnamon sugar that likely originated in Germany

Snickerdoodles

1500

Vrolijk Kerstfeest

Dutch

1500

Danny DeVito stars alongside Matthew Broderick in this movie about a man who wants to illuminate his house with Christmas lights to make it visible from space

Deck the Halls

1500

The humane treatment of prisoners of war taken by  Santa Claus would be covered by this series of 4 treaties from 1949

Geneva Conventions

1500

This Christmas witch comes down from her mountain dwelling to hunt for naughty children. She places them in a sack and drags them back to her cave, where she boils them for her favorite stew. She is also the mother of the Yule Lads

Gryla

1500

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