Here we go!
Life is like a box of chocolates
More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Did I hear that right?
Yes I did
Potpourri
100

Sustainings(and releases) are now done in this session of Conference

Saturday morning
100

Being part of the body of Christ is not that we all stand in the same place but that we face in the same direction, unified in being a disciple of Christ, was a statement by this Rockstar of an Apostle (Okay that's just my opinion, but he is pretty cool)

Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf

100

He currently serves as Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles

Elder Jeffrey R. Holland

100

This many new Temples announced

15

100

The number of Annual General Conferences held since 1830

195

100

Who is your favorite Apostle and why?

Give yourself 100 points

200

In Sister Tamara W. Runia's talk, she emphasized the importance of staying on the covenant path by turning to the Lord in daily repentance. What was the color of the blouse she was wearing?

Pink (or a shade thereof)

200

What color was Elder Uchtdorf's tie (the dominant color, although you could be forgiven if you're colorblind)

Green

200

In the Sunday morning session, the choir and congregation sang this song: LUAPO

Let Us All Press On

200

According to Elder Michael B. Strong, “___________ is that portion of charity that seeks to alleviate all suffering.” 

Compassion

200

In his talk, he stated that the Lord will accept the desires of one’s heart as an offering when efforts fall short due to circumstances beyond one’s control and currently serves as Presiding Bishop of the church.

Elder Gérald Caussé 

200

As stated by Elder David A. Bednar, how old was the Prophet Joseph at the time the church was organized?

24

300

This was the first word spoken in the first session of Conference

Brothers

300

Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah are Hebrew names. What is their Babylonian equivalent.

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego

300

According to Elder Patrick Kearon, this truth is not figurative and has already been bestowed upon us by God the Father

That we are God's children

300

"The Sermon On The Mount is the most noteworthy discourse ever delivered" was a statement made by this Sister-and it sounded so (W)right! What was her first name?

Amy

300

According to this Apostle in the Saturday evening session, “True worship means loving God and yielding our will to Him — the most precious gift we can offer.” 

Elder D. Todd Christopherson

300

Elder Hans T. Boom referenced this song that "(his) parents have cherished"

True To The Faith

400

According to Elder Ulisses Soares, this is the foundation upon which spirituality is built, creating a personal connection to the divine; yir'ah in Hebrew

Reverence (also Awe or Fear)

400

Everyone that could, stood for this Rest Hymn in the Saturday afternoon session: HAYN!

Hark, All Ye Nations!

400

"Seek ________, even by _____ and also by _____.

Double the points if you know the section

Learning, Study, Faith

D&C 88:118

400

According to Elder James R. Rasband of the Seventy(no relation to Ronald A.), seeking this is one of the most powerful ways to feel the witness of the Holy Ghost.” 

The Lord's mercy

400

“Ordinances and covenants are part of the law that defines the path to eternal life” was a quote made by this Apostle called in 1984 and the nineteenth latter day one to reach the age of 90

Elder Dallin H. Oaks

400

Elder S. Mark Palmer referenced a tree that had been blown down in a storm to illustrate that there is hope when all seems lost. What kind of tree was it?

Willow

500

As a throwback to the 3rd Semiannual General Conference Jeopardy, and according to Elder David A. Bednar, apostasy occurs at two basic levels: _____________ and ____________.

Institutional and Individual

500

In his talk "As A Little Child", President Holland spoke of a young man who, despite his destructive illness, continued to pass the Sacrament. What was his name?

Easton

500

Elder Dale G. Renlund referenced three parables in his talk to emphasize the importance of personal preparation to meet the Savior. The parables of The Ten Virgins and The Talents were the first two. What was the third?

The parable of The Sheep and Goats

500

As of today, according to Elder Ronald A. Rasband, the church has this many temples in design, construction, or operation

367

Dedicated Temples: 202

Temples Under Construction: 55 

Temples Announced: 110

500

He gave the church auditing report (Title and Dept will suffice)

Jared B. Larson (Managing Director, Church Auditing Department)

500

*This* many General Authority Seventies to be given Emeritus status on *This* date

Five, Aug 1st