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What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
Answer: A clock
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
Answer: They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mushroom.
What’s the capital of France?
Answer: The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Answer: Popcorn.
How many months of the year have 28 days?
Answer: All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
Answer: You have 2 apples. You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket.
What can jump higher than a building?
Answer: Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner.
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
answer: a stamp
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
answer: your name
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
Answer: His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
What fruit can you never cheer up?
Answer: A blueberry.
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Answer: Hip hop music.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
Answer: A keyboard.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
answer: a promise
It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?
Answer: No, it won’t be sunny because it will be dark out. In 48 hours, it will be midnight again
9. What did the zero say to the eight?
Answer: “Nice belt!”
Where would you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock.
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Answer: Light.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
Answer: A coin.
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
Answer: There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Answer: Stop imagining.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
Answer: A Carrot.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it
Answer: Silence.