Animals
Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssssside
what cars do elves drive?
A toy-yoda!
What did the football player say to the cashier?
Can I get my quarterback!
knock knock
who's there?
bean
bean who?
Bean a while since I saw you!
What bait do you use to catch a school of fish?
What is bookworms
how do bees go to school?
the school buzzz
what do you call a obnoxious reindeer?
A RUDEolph!
What do call a boomerang that dosen't work?
A stick!
knock knock
who's there?
ashe
ashe who?
Bless you
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well.
what do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
what is santas primary language?
north polish!
What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
Ghoul keeper!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Amos
Amos who
A mos-quito bit me!
Why did the tomato blush?
What is because he saw the salad dressing.
why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
he thought he was lion!
what is santa claus' laundry detergent of choice?
Yule-Tide!
What is a cheerleaders favorite food?
cheerios!
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!! Knock Knock
Whos there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
What is nacho cheese!
what do you call a lion that won't give milk?
a milk duds!
How is the alphabet different on Christmas than any other day?
On Christmas it has noel
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
because she keeps running away from the ball
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome
What is green and sings?
What is Elvis parsley.